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7:13 p.m. - 2006-01-20
I wanted to let you all know a little bit of information I received from the Passport Dept at our local U.S. Post Office. My husband and I decided to apply for passports. Up to this date, we had never seen the need for the passports. We have taken two cruises and we had certified copies of our birth certificates and our driver's licenses with photo I.D. These were always sufficient for us to travel to the Caribbean and Mexico. We learned through Royal Caribbean Cruises that by the end of 2006, passports would be required. We thought it would be smart to get the passports now before the big rush. The man at the Passport Dept. told us that it is already taking about 6 weeks to get a passport processed instead of 3-4 weeks. He said our Post Office has only been handling passport applications for about 3 or 4 months and the increase in applications has been growing steadily. I would imagine that soon or later (probably by the end of 2006) Homeland Security is going to require that all US citizens have a passport. You can log onto the internet, search for "passport" and find the application. You can also put in your zip code to find the nearest place to apply. In our case, the Post Office also takes the photo so we were able to get it all accomplished within a few minutes. once we had scheduled an appointment. Now we just have to wait for the applications to be processed. We had to provide a certified copy of our birth certificate which is sent in with two copies of a photo of each of us and a money order. In our case, it cost $224.95 because we had cash and had to buy a money order. The cost was $97 each. $67 was for the passport and $30 for the Post Office processing fee. The additional $30 was for the two photos of each of us. My suggestion would be if you have any idea that you may be traveling to Canada, Mexico and any other country outside of the U.S.A., you should apply for a passport soon. %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
Now I would like to speak about another serious issue. Any of you would have suffered abuse as a child or know of someone who suffered should be interested in the following information. This is about the lenient sentences or lack thereof to the people who abuse children. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I For the last time, there is not a secret exit from the bathroom. The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. To pacify you, my dear pets, I have posted the following message 1. They live here. You don't. @@@@@@@@@@@ The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). AND NOW SOMETHING FOR MY INDIAN ANCESTORS: "Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the The Chief nodded in agreement. The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your The Chief stared at the government officials for over a minute Then the chief leaned back and smiled .... "Only white man dumb
A little house with three bedrooms and one car on the street, In the kitchen on the wall we only had one phone, And no need for recording things, someone was always home. We only had a living room where we would congregate, Unless it was at mealtime in the kitchen where we ate. We only had one TV set, and channels maybe two, But always there was one of them with something worth the view. For snacks we had potato chips that tasted like a chip, Store-bought snacks were rare because my mother liked to cook, And nothing can compare to snacks in Betty
When we did our weekend trips depending on the weather, No one stayed at home because we liked to be together. Sometimes we would separate to do things on our own, But we knew where the others were without our own Then there were the movies with your favorite movie star, And nothing can compare to watching movies in your car. Then there were the picnics at the peak of summer season, Pack a lunch and find some trees and never need a reason. Get a baseball game together with all the friends you know, Have real action playing ball -- and no game video. Remember when the doctor used to be the family friend, And didn't need insurance or a lawyer to defend? The way that he took care of you or what he had to do, Because he took an oath and strived to do the best for Remember going to the store and shopping casually, And when you went to pay for it you used your own money?
There was a time when mailed letters came right to your door, Without a lot of junk mail ads sent out by every The mailman knew each house by name and knew where it was sent; There were not loads of mail addressed to There was a time when just one glance was all that it would take, And you would know the kind of car, the They didn't look like turtles trying to squeeze out every mile; They were streamlined, white walls, fins, and The record player had a post to keep them all in line, And then the records would drop down and play one at a time. Oh sure, we had our problems then, just like we do today,And always we were striving, trying for a better way. Oh, the simple life we lived! Still seems like so much fun, How can you explain a game, just kick the can and run? And why would boys put baseball cards between bicycle spokes, And for a nickel red machines had little bottled So time moves on and so do we, and nothing stays the same, But I sure love to reminisce and walk down memory lane. @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ God was just about done creating humans, but he had two parts left "It's a very handy thing," God told them, "and I was wondering if Well, Adam jumped up and down and begged, "Oh, please give that to me! On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told Adam was so excited he just started whizzing all over the place - God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve, "What's it called?" asked Eve. "Brains," said God.
1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 pound possum. 2. Which of these cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard? 3. If your uncle builds a still which operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine produced per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product? 4. A woodcutter has a chainsaw which operates at 2700 RPM. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Buds will be drunk before the trees are cut down? 5. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24-inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1-inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many dogs will be killed? 6. A man owns a Georgia house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has five children. Can each of his grown children place a mobile home on the man's land and still have enough property for their electric appliances to sit out front? 7. A 2-ton truck is overloaded and proceeding 900 yards down a steep slope on a secondary road at 45 MPH. The brakes fail. Given average traffic conditions on secondary roads, what is the probability that it will strike a vehicle with a muffler? 8. With a gene pool reduction of 7.5% per generation, how long will it take a town which has been bypassed by the Interstate to breed a country-western singer? I betcha thought that there test was gonna be an easy one, didn't ya? It's okay if'n ya didn't do all that well. Just goes to show ya.... There's a hole heap of things that big city book-learning don't prepare ya for in this life. She's sitting at the table with her gourmet coffee. Her son is on the cover of the Wheaties box. @@@@@@@@@@@@@ WOMEN'S REVENGE "Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally." UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE) I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider. @@@@@@@@@@ MARRIAGE SEMINAR While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that husbands and wives know each other's likes and dislikes." He addressed the man, "Can you name your wife's favorite flower?" Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's Pillsbury, isn't it? CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs him down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter. She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife? He answers, "You see, it's like this, WIFE VS. HUSBAND A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?" "Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws." W O R D S A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day... 30,000 to a man's 15,000. CREATION A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time. WHO DOES WHAT A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning. Wife replies, "No, you should do it, and besides, it is in the Bible Husband replies, "I can't believe that, show me." So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and showed him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says.........."HEBREWS" The Silent Treatment A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. I hope you have a wonderful and safe and happy weekend. |