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1:26 p.m. - 2006-07-18
We didn't shop at all. We did eat out a few times and we watched a lot of reality TV and enjoyed making our comments about the various programs and the people. We talked to a psychic who gave us a reading for free....she would talk to all three of us at the same time. She did seem to know some things that most people wouldn't know just by looking at us. She gave advice to each of us and told me I had a lot of auras and I should have them read. She said all of us have psychic abilities but we need to work on them to learn how to read them and believe in them. It is a subject of interest to all three of us but I don't know how much ability I have. One sister seems to dream and said she has been flying. The psychic said she is leaving her body and this can be very revealing. She can also read the tarot cards and does seem to be able to give you a good reading based on her interpretation of the cards. This is another subject I find interesting. Mostly we sisters were talking about helping one of the sisters decide what she was going to do with her life. She left her husband, is getting a divorce and had thought by moving to Texas; she could start her life over. Unfortunately, she has not had much luck in finding a job. She did work She hasn't worked since June and her money is running out. She is So, I am back home and I have catching up on getting the house back in order and planning my life from now on. @@@@ For all you parents out there........... A heart warming story about the bond formed between a little girl and some construction workers. This will make you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time. A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew came in and began building a house on the empty lot. The family's 5-year-old daughter became interested in all the activity going on next door and spent much of her time observing the goings on. Eventually, the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a project mascot. They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they took coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her little jobs to do here and there to make her feel important At the end of the first week, the men presented her with a pay envelope with $2.00 inside. The little girl took this home to her mother, who said all the appropriate words of admiration. Mom suggested that they start a savings account. When they talked to the teller, she was impressed and asked the little girl how she had earned her very own paycheck at such a young age. The child proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us. The teller said, "Wow, and will you be working on the house again this week, too? The little girl replied, "I will if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the damn sheet rock." #### This is hilarious and actually being sung by Dolly Parton. http://www.badgirl1.com/PMS.htm A rather well-proportioned woman planned to spend almost all of her vacation sunbathing. She found the ideal spot on the roof of her hotel. It was deserted and secluded, with a smooth, raised "deck" which received the sun all day long. She wore a bathing suit on the first day, but on the second, she decided that since no one could see her way up there, she would slip out of it and get rid of the tan lines on her back. She'd been lying there on her stomach for a little while when she heard someone running up the stairs toward the roof. Startled, she didn't have time to pull on her suit, and since she was lying on her stomach, she just pulled a towel over her rear.
"YESTERDAY!" she exclaimed, rather irritated..."Have you been following me around? And besides, what difference does it make ANYWAY, since no one except a nosy assistant manager can see me? I'm on the top floor and I'm covered with a towel." "Well, that would be true," said the embarrassed little man, "except for the fact that you're lying on the dining room skylight." ### That was a long time ago. Now, in my 'mature years', "The Stance" is The dispenser for the modern "SEAT COVERS" (INVENTED BY SOMEONE'S Mom, no doubt) is handy, but empty. You would hang your purse on the door hook, if there were one, but there isn't - so you carefully but You remember the tiny tissue that you blew your nose on yesterday - the one that's still in your purse. That would have to do. You crumple it in the puffiest way possible. It is still smaller than your thumbnail. Someone pushes open your stall door because the latch doesn't work. You bolt up, knowing all too well that it is too late. Your bare bottom has made contact with every imaginable germ and life form on the uncovered seat because YOU never laid down toilet paper - not that there was any, even if you had taken time to try. You know that your mother would be utterly appalled if she knew, because, you're certain, her bare bottom never touched a public By this time, the automatic sensor on the back of the toilet is so You're soaked by the spewing water and the wet toilet seat. You're exhausted. You try to wipe with a gum wrapper you found in your pocket and then slink out inconspicuously to the sinks. You can't figure out how to operate the faucets with the automatic sensors, so you wipe your hands with spit and a dry paper towel and walk past the line of women,still waiting. You are no longer able to smile politely at them. As you exit, you spot your hubby, who has long since entered, used This is dedicated to women everywhere who deal with a public restroom (rest??? You've got to be kidding!!). It finally explains to the men ### Only in America.....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? The year is 2012 and the United States of America has recently elected the first woman, as well as the first Jewish president, Susan Goldfarb.
"Don't worry about it Mom, I'll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door." "I don't know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy. What on earth would I wear?
"Honey,! " Mom complains, "you know I can't eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat."
So Mom reluctantly agrees, and on January 21, 2013, Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of the United States of America. In the front row sits the new president's mother who leans over to a Senator sitting next to her. "You see that woman over there with her hand on the Bible becoming President of the United States?" The Senator whispers back, "Yes I do." Says Mom proudly, "Her brother's a doctor." I will write more later
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