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3:55 p.m. - 2006-06-23 Today I was thinking about all the journals that I read and how many of those writers are dealing with serious illnesses or tragedies in their daily lives. Most of them keep their spirits high and try to find enjoyment in every day that they have. I was thinking how easy it is to get depressed with our every-dayness. We go to work at a job that may not be fulfilling at best and may be What if you never saw or spoke to or had any of your friends or family Now.....how. do. you. feel.about. it and what.are.you.going.to.do.about.it? No matter if your problems are miniscule compared to someone else...they are your problems and you can choose to dwell in your misery and whine about your life or you can I have noticed that most people who have a terrible situation in life You can have a "heart talk" with yourself. You can blog, write in a journal in long hand, draw a picture, sing a song, kiss a loved one, laugh out loud, dance around outside in the rain, and LIVE your very best life. and then you can do this.... LIVE LOVE LAUGH AND BELIEVE What would be your dream life? Living on a paradise island? LIVE LOVE LAUGH DREAM INSPIRE BELIEVE INVESTIGATE CONSIDER... Lots of great adjectives just...BELIEVE. Don't worry You can do it that's all it takes.... I don't know why these thoughts came to me today but they were just running through my head all morning...maybe there is someone out there who needs to hear it. I certainly don't pretend that my life is harder than most...in fact, lIVE LOVE LAUGH BELIEVE DANCE Well, enough of that sermon, I think I have it out of my system now and I hope you will think about it.
Four men were bragging about The first man was an Engineer, To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies............. But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,"Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk,, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good. The three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Employee called his cat and said,,,,, "CoffeeBreak,,,,do your stuff." CoffeeBreak jumped to his feet,,,,,,,,,,, ate the cookies,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, drank the milk,,,,,,,,, sh*t on the paper,,,,,,,,,,,! screwed the other three cats,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, AND THAT'S WHY I WANT TO WORK FOR THE GOVERNMENT...... True story or not. Read and try not to laugh
His request was approved and he used his cell phone to call the local county airport to charter a flight. He was told a single engine plane would be waiting for him at the airport. Arriving at the airfield, he spotted a plane warming up outside a hanger.He jumped in with his bag, slammed the door shut, and shouted, "Let's go!" The pilot taxied out, swung the plane into the wind and roared down the runway. Once in the air, the photographer requested the pilot to, "Fly over the valley and make two or three low passes so I can take some pictures of the fires on the hillsides." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm a photographer for CNN," he responded. "And, I need to get some close-up shots." The pilot was strangely silent for a moment, finally he stammered, ### Finally, the counselor gets up, walks around the desk, embraces the wife and kisses her passionately. The woman shuts up and sits quietly in a daze. The husband thinks for a moment and replies, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I golf. ### Married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said, "Honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things." My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed............... |