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3:17 p.m. - 2008-12-11
Oh well.... I know if we start to decorate for Christmas, we will get the call and I am not sure if I want the mess of doing it before Christmas. On one hand, it would be nice to have new countertops and sinks and faucets before Christmas...but...on the other hand, it would be nice to just get through the holidays without having to go through all the extra work that installing the new countertops entail.... Just preparing for the holidays takes so much time. We met with some friends yesterday for breakfast and got caught up on what is going on with them. It is always nice to see them. Of course, their lives are like ours....always trying to help out the kids or grandkids and not always feeling we have done the right thing. Their experiences are so much more difficult than ours as they have several grown children and several grandchildren, including one grandson who is currently living with them because his mother didn't want him living with her anymore. We met them at the casino and we all remarked that we hadn't been going there as often and really didn't miss it that much. We played for a couple of hours, made a little and lost more.... so we left. Next week, we are expecting our BIL from Colorado (the one we helped move last month) to stop by Indiana on his drive to W. Virginia where he is spending Christmas with some of his kids and grandkids. We expect he will want to visit the casino one day too. Oh well, if we HAVE to go, I guess we can! LOL. My favorite local supermarket had a deal this week. If you bought $20 worth of Kraft products, you got 15 cents off of 15 gallons of gas at their store. I was really surprised to see how many different brands are actually affiliated with Kraft. I bet YOU would be surprised too. Digorno and California Kitchen pizza, Wheat thins, Ritz Crackers, Oreos... And YES, I did earn my 15 cents off on 15 gallons....and gasoline is $1.51 there this week. and since we are talking about food...... Here's your Annual..... HOLIDAY EATING TIPS 1. Avoid carrot sticks. Anyone who puts carrots on a holiday buffet table knows nothing of the Christmas spirit. In fact, if you see carrots, leave immediately. Go next door, where they're serving rum balls. 2. Drink as much eggnog as you can. And quickly. It's rare.. You cannot find it any other time of year but now. So drink up! Who cares that it has 10,000 calories in every sip? It's not as if you're going to turn into an eggnog-alcoholic or something. It's a treat. Enjoy it. Have one for me. Have two. It's later than you think. It's Christmas! 3. If something comes with gravy, use it. That's the whole point of gravy. Gravy does not stand alone. Pour it on. Make a volcano out of your mashed potatoes. Fill it with gravy. Eat the volcano. Repeat. 4. As for mashed potatoes, always ask if they're made with skim milk or whole milk. If it's skim, pass. Why bother? It's like buying a sports car with an automatic transmission. 5. Do NOT have a snack before going to a party in an effort to control your eating. The whole point of going to a Christmas party is to eat other people's food for free. Lots of it. Hello? 6. Under no circumstances should you exercise between now and New Year's. You can do that in January when you have nothing else to do. This is the time for long naps, which you'll need after circling the buffet table while carrying a 10-pound plate of food and that vat of eggnog. 7. If you come across something really good at a buffet table, like frosted Christmas cookies in the shape and size of Santa, position yourself near them and don't budge. Have as many as you can before becoming the center of attention. They're like a beautiful pair of shoes. If you leave them behind, you're never going to see them again. 8. Same for pies. Apple, Pumpkin, Mincemeat. Have a slice of each. Or if you don't like mincemeat, have two apples and one pumpkin. Always have three. When else do you get to have more than one dessert? Labor Day? 9. Did someone mention fruitcake? Granted, it's loaded with the mandatory celebratory calories, but avoid it at all cost. I mean, have some standards. 10. One final tip: If you don't feel terrible when you leave the party or get up from the table, you haven't been paying attention. Re-read tips; start over, but hurry, January is just around the corner. Remember this motto to live by:
and finally, you may have seen this one before but I think it bears repeating.... **** Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. I don't yell at her. Instead, I tell her to take her time just wake me when she gets dinner on the table. I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club so eating out is not reasonable. I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after dinner. I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening that they won't clean themselves. I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get them done before she goes to bed. Now that she is older, she seems to get tired so much more quickly. Our washer and dryer are in the basement. Sometimes she says she just can't make another trip down those steps. I don't make a big issue of this. As long as she finishes up the laundry the next evening, I am willing to overlook it. Not only that, but unless I need something ironed to wear to the Monday lodge meeting or to Wednesday's or Saturday's poker game club or Tuesday's or Thursday's bowling or something like that, I will tell her to wait until the next evening to do the ironing. This gives her a little more time to do some of the odds and ends things like shampooing the dog, vacuuming or dusting. Also, if I have a really good day of fishing, this allows her to gut and scale the fish at a more leisurely pace. I think another symptom of aging is complaining. For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay the monthly bills during her lunch hour. But, boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer encouragement. I tell her to stretch it out over two or even three days. That way she won't have to rush so much. I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt her any (if you know what I mean). I like to think tact is one of my strong points. When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. She had to take a break when she was only half finished mowing the yard. I try not to make a scene. I'm a fair man. I tell her to fix herself a nice big cold glass of freshly squeezed lemonade and just sit for a while. I tell her that as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for me and take her break by the hammock so she can talk with me until I fall asleep.
After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. Jim
His wife Pam was arrested and charged with murder. The all-woman jury took only 15 minutes to find her NOT GUILTY, accepting her defense that Jim somehow, without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
and last for those of you who LOVE blonde jokes... Yesterday Blondie had a flat tire on the interstate. So she eased her car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and opened the trunk. She took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of the They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to "'Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'
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