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8:15 p.m. - 2006-07-02 HAPPY 4TH OF JULY, 2006 TO ALL MY XANGA AND DIARYLAND FRIENDS ... I hope you are enjoying the long holiday weekend with your family or I have quite a reason to celebrate this year. As you know, I retired as of June 30, 2006. I was given a very nice My husband and I were going to Instead, we also had a visit from my oldest brother in law and his wife. They stayed at our house It was a "mini reunion" among the 3 older siblings and their spouses. They were thrilled to have Eckrich bologna and hotdogs for dinner. They can't get that brand where they live and they were in "hog heaven" as one of they put it. They fried up We had a great visit and they all decided to leave this morning. One couple is on their way to their new home in North Carolina My husband and I have been trying to stay awake most of the day. It is always hard to have other people in your home. No matter how good a guest they are, it is a disruption to your routine. Along with the fact that I was working Thursday and my husband worked through Friday, we had the Our cats are all relaxing now too. Two of them hide when strangers We are happy to have 2 more days to enjoy for the holiday and then....I will be working out my new life style for retirement. #### Here's how the scam works: They start cleaning your windshield with a rag and Windex; all the while Trust me; it is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then, one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. The same man had his wallet stolen April 28th, 29th, May 1st, 2nd, 3rd, Aprons It was wonderful for drying children's tears, and on occasion was even used for cleaning out dirty ears. From the chicken coop, the apron was used for carrying eggs, fussy chicks, and sometimes half-hatched eggs to be finished in the warming oven. When company came, those aprons were ideal hiding places for shy kids. nd when the weather was cold, grandma wrapped it around her arms. Those big old aprons wiped many a perspiring brow, bent over the hot wood stove. Chips and kindling wood were brought into the kitchen in that apron. From the garden, it carried all sorts of vegetables. After the peas had been shelled, it carried out the hulls. In the fall, the apron was used to bring in apples that had fallen from the trees. When unexpected company drove up the road, it was surprising how much When dinner was ready, Grandma walked out onto the porch, waved her apron, It will be a long time before someone invents something that will replace that "old-time apron" that served so REMEMBER...Grandma used to set her hot baked apple pies on the window sill Her granddaughters set theirs on the window sill to thaw. A Heavenly Welcome A contractor dies in a car accident on his 40th birthday and finds himself Just when he thinks things can't possibly get any better, Saint Peter Totally confused and a little embarrassed, the contractor sheepishly looks at Saint Peter and says "Saint Peter, I tried to lead a God-fearing life, I loved my family, I tried to obey the 10 Commandments, but Congratulations for what? I honestly don't remember doing anything really special when I was on earth. ""Congratulations for what?" says Saint Peter, totally amazed at the man's modesty. "We're celebrating the fact that you lived to be 160 years old! God himself wants to see you!" the contractor is awestruck and can only look at Saint Peter with his "That's simply impossible son," says Saint Peter. "We've added up your time ### The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees. This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment; they have intercourse with no problems, pay the Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, Good Night. |