6:18 p.m. - 2006-05-23
Tuesday stuff
Tuesday, May 23, 2006
Hello and welcome to Tuesday. I hope the day has been a good one for you.
I was just thinking that in spite of the fact that I gave my boss eight weeks notice that I am retiring the end of June, he hasn't done anything about it.
He needs to either look for someone to handle the Claims in our insurance
agency OR decide who or how many people within the agency he might
want to handle claims.
I have been at the agency for nearly 5 years after being an insurance
claims adjuster for over 25 years. It has taken me about 4 years to
get the claims in an organized structure and clean up a lot of old stuff.
Now it is not difficult, usually, to handle any claim. I have telephone
numbers for nearly every insurance company we come in contact with.
I have created letters and memos for nearly every possible need.
The claims at this time are extremely slow at our agency and this is an ideal time to be training one or more people to handle the claims. But Nooooooo....we wouldn't want to do anything to make it easy for me or for the person who will take over.
I imagine the last week, I will be trying to get everything caught up and up-t0-date and that is when, the owner of the agency will make a decision
on the person(s) who will be handling the claims.
Well, enough of that...in 6 weeks, it's not my problem.
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The following is very important and I tried it out. It worked very well
With the Internet right in your home, pedophiles have an easy way to make contact with your children. The
only way to protect your kids from predators is to know how, when and where they operate. Dr. Phil uncovers
the secret strategies of sexual predators. First, he teams up with former detective sergeant Rob Nickel to perform a serious and potentially dangerous undercover operation: to out a sexual predator working the Internet. Follow the surprising turn of events when Dr. Phil gets the Las Vegas police involved. Then, social networking Web site MySpace.com boasts 73 million members, many of whom are kids.
When a Dr. Phil producer sets up a fake MySpace account posing as
a 15-year-old girl, you won't believe the response she gets. Next, a concerned mom takes MySpace into her own hands. Learn her sneaky strategy for keeping tabs on her kids and see how far they are willing to go online.
Plus, with over 750,000 predators on the Internet, wouldn't you like to
know who might be living on your block, in your neighborhood, possibly
even next door? Dr. Phil shows you how to find out, right from your own
home.
To find registered sex offenders in your area, visit familywatchdog.us.
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The following link was very interesting and you may be surprised at what you do know and what you don't. . http://www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/body/interactives/senseschallenge
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3 Old Ladies from Florida
This is a detective story
So Pay Close Attention!!!
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Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first baseball game.
They smuggle a bottle of JACK DANIEL'S into the park. The game is really exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely... mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks.
Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go.
Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base?
Think!
Think some more!!
You're gonna love it .
Answer:
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!
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Sister Mary runs out of gas
Sister Mary, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck
would have it a gas station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas.
The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out
but she could wait until it was returned.
Since the nun was on the way to see a patient, she decided not to wait
and walked back to her car. She looked for something in her car that she
could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she was taking to the patient.
Always resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with
gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car.
As she was pouring the gas into her tank two men watched from across
the street.
One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic.
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Southernness
Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.
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Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."
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Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."
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Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, ... as in: "Going to town, be back directly."
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Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.
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All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.
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Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad. If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin!
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Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and "a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20.
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Only a Southerner, both knows and understands, the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.
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No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.
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A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.
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Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line," ... we talk to everybody!
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Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.
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In the South, y'all is singular, ... all y'all is plural.
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Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.
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Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, a nd coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.
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When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine Southerner!
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Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.
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And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway. You just say,"Bless her heart" ... and go your own way.
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To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!
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And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff, ... bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!
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And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I ain't from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."
Bless your hearts, . y'all have a blessed day.
God loves you, but He likes me best.
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Dear Illegal Aliens,
I just wanted to thank all of you for taking off Monday, May 1st, and request you consider continuing your boycott indefinitely.
Thanks to your absence, Southern California experienced:
1) Smooth sailing on its freeways
2) Uncrowded emergency rooms
3) Classrooms with students who understand English and who want to learn
Also, I appreciate your trivial concerns about my lawn not being mowed, my hotel room not made up in a timely manner, and no fast food service. But, I assure you, I'm okay with it...
Thanks again, and please, continue your boycott
indefinitely...
Sincerely,
A Legal US Citizen
MORE LATER, BYE
