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8:08 p.m. - 2006-04-13 This is a wonderful time of the year. I just got home from work. I have showered and washed my hair. I am waiting for my husband to come home. We will just have quick sandwiches for dinner tonight because we have a lot of work to do. We have to get some clothes washed and get out the suitcases and pack because ..... It is time for.... A TWO WEEK VACATION... Yes, we are leaving very early tomorrow and driving to Burleson, Texas...home of the first American Idol. and....it is also the home of BeautyandtheBrain, BbsHead and Karaokesinger61 on Xanga. Two of the people are my sisters AND one is my niece.....Can you guess which ones...? No...not Kelli Clarkson. For those of you who read my sisters' journals. they are still alive but very busy. Bbshead got a full time job starting last week and she is working 6 nights a week for about 60 hrs per week. She barely has time to eat and sleep and take an occasional shower. And...karaokesinger61 is so busy teaching Math to those 7th graders that she barely has time to do anything for herself. so, I will find out what they have been doing when we get there sometime Saturday afternoon or Sunday. After the quick visit, we will drive to Galviston, Texas and the Alamo. Then a couple more stops in Texas before we start our drive to Rye, Colorado, where my SIL and BIL live in a big house that they have put up for sale. They are planning to down size and possibly move to North Carolina. They have a view of the Green Mountains and have lots of animals including bears come around where they live presently. After that, if we have any more money for gasoline..... we will start back home. Soooo, here are a few jokes to keep you happy. There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
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2. Andy Rooney on Vegetarians. 3. Andy Rooney on Prisoners. 4. Andy Rooney on Fabric Softeners. 5. Andy Rooney on morning differences. 6. Andy Rooney on cripes. 7. Rooney on Grandma 8. Rooney on answering machines. She then put some wet clothes in the dryer, put a load of clothes into the washer, ironed a shirt and secured a loose button. She picked up the game pieces left on the table, put the phone back on the charger and put the telephone book into the drawer. She watered the plants, emptied a wastebasket and hung up a towel to dry. She yawned and stretched and headed for the bedroom.
She signed a birthday card for a friend, addressed and stamped the envelope and wrote a quick note for Mom then washed her face with 3 in 1 cleanser, put on her Night solution & age fighting moisturizer, brushed and flossed her teeth and filed her nails. Dad called out, "I thought you were going to bed." "I'm on my way," she said. She put some water into the dog's dish and put the cat outside, then made sure the doors were locked and the patio light was on. She looked in on each of the kids and turned out their bedside lamps and TV's, hung up a shirt, threw In her own room, she set the alarm; laid out clothing for the next day, straightened up the shoe rack. She added three things to her 6 most important things to do list She said her prayers, and visualized the accomplishment of her goals. About that time, Dad turned off the TV and announced to no one in particular. "I'm going to bed." And he did...without another thought. Anything extraordinary here? Wonder why women live longer...? We live longer because we still have things to do!!!!) @@@@ Subject: Fw: WHAT DO RETIRED PEOPLE DO ALL DAY? Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their Well for example, the other day I went into town and went into a shop. I I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another So I called him a shit head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Personally, I didn't #### Have a wonderful Easter holiday.
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