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1:44 p.m. - 2006-04-08 Currently Listening The Tale of Two continues..... They met at a parking lot and their grown son showed up also. They talked for a few minutes and then decided that they would JUST LOOK. They weren't committing to anything right now but they had to admit, they were very.... interested and actually kind of anxious now that the oppportunity was there once again. All three drove in the same truck about two miles West of their meeting place. They didn't pass many vehicles on the road and as they got closer, they starting watching and looking carefully. The address was on the mailbox that they had already passed. They made a turn and went back. They drove up a long driveway to a large home with a huge garage area in the back. Dogs starting barking and they sounded like very LARGE dogs. They approached the door and their son knocked several times. No one came to the door. They noticed a doorbell and rang it, but still no one came. Their son noticed someone at the garage door so they approached it cautiously. There was a sign about only certain types of people being allowed there. They carefully opened the door and walked into a room with a large group waiting for them. There were all types there, big, small, loud, feisty. As they waited quietly, one walked up to her. She thought he looked very friendly. She talked quietly to him for a few minutes. He seemed to relax and she thought she could get what she needed from him. Another walked up to her son and talked. Her son responded quickly. They seemed to be getting along quite well. She asked her husband to see how he felt about the situation. He was willing to go along with it. It took about 45 minutes for the transactions. They had to be microchipped and the woman had to check to be sure the microchips were the correct ones. Finally they were able to leave with two. The son was taking one and she and her husband were taking the other. They each had some antibotics just in case there was a problem. They had been instructed on the correct dosage. Her husband had to return to work. She took one and drove home carefully. She went in to the spare room and looked it over. It seemed to be fine but she decided to leave it in the room for a few hours before she came back. When her husband got home from work, they both went to the door and opened it. It was still there. It seemed to be ok. It was waiting for them. They approached it and quickly knew this was the right one. Now they would have three. They had been concerned with the compatability with the first one. The first one seemed to be reacting normally. But the second one was not working at all. They would have to wait to see the outcome of that combination of two and three. In the meantime, they decided to hope for the best. And this is what number three was.................... be careful as you scroll down........ ok, you are nearly there, take a deep breath it was..... SUSHI.....
This is Sushi. We may change his name to KANAB. He is a traditional Seal Point Siamese, he is 5-6 months old. Now we have had Dakota who we rescued from a blizzard out in the country.She is about 12 years old She is a long hair dark grey cat with yellow eyes.
And our son got Fargo, Fargo has the body and markings of the siamese with the lynx point markings (the striped face and legs) He is a short hair cat with beautiful big blue eyes. Well, did you guess right? Were you surprised? If you have been reading the past entries, you know how we are about cats and how often we visit the Pet Refuge places. Now we have 3 cats. Two females (Dakota and Callie) and one male (Sushi / Kanab) All have been baby proofed - spayed and neutered....2 have microchips. Two are young, 6 months and 10 months and so far, Callie won't even look at him.... and Dakota is 12 years old and although very shy and nervous, is staying in the same places as Sushi/Kanab and I think will come around before too much longer. ##### This is hilarious! Be sure to read the warning at the bottom. I'm not messing with the Sex Fairy! @@@ A Female Point of View...... Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? Q: Why do little boys whine? Q: What do you call a handcuffed man? Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? Q: Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? @@@@@@ Did you know that it's Beautiful Women Month? Well, it is and that " For attractive lips, speak words of kindness... If you share this with another woman, something good will happen. $$$ Let's see if I understand If a man cuts his finger off
If your neighbor crashes into a tree while driving home drunk, he blames the bartender. If your grandchildren are brats without manners, you blame television. If your friend is shot by a deranged madman, You blame the gun manufacturer.
I must have lived too long to understand the world as it is anymore.
@@@@@@@@@@ Enjoy!!! She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there
Can you imagine yourself to be the nun that is sitting at her desk grading these papers all the while trying to keep a straight face and maintain her composure! PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THE WORDING AND SPELLING. IF YOU KNOW THE BIBLE EVEN A LITTLE, YOU'LL FIND THIS HILARIOUS! IT COMES FROM A CATHOLIC ELEMENTARY SCHOOL TEST. KIDS WERE ASKED QUESTIONS ABOUT THE OLD AND NEW TESTAMENTS. THE FOLLOWING STATEMENTS ABOUT THE BIBLE WERE WRITTEN BY CHILDREN. THEY HAVE NOT BEEN RETOUCHED OR CORRECTED. INCORRECT SPELLING HAS BEEN LEFT IN.
2. ADAM AND EVE WERE CREATED FROM AN APPLE TREE. NOAH'S WIFE WAS JOAN OF ARK. NOAH BUILT AND ARK AND THE ANIMALS CAME ON IN PEARS. 3. LOTS WIFE WAS A PILLAR OF SALT DURING THE DAY, BUT A BALL OF FIRE DURING THE NIGHT. 4. THE JEWS WERE A PROUD PEOPLE AND THROUGHOUT HISTORY THEY HAD TROUBLE WITH UNSYMPATHETIC GENITALS. 5. SAMPSON WAS A STRONGMAN WHO LET HIMSELF BE LED ASTRAY BY A JEZEBEL LIKE DELILAH. 6. SAMSON SLAYED THE PHILISTINES WITH THE AXE OF THE APOSTLES. 7. MOSES LED THE JEWS TO THE RED SEA WHERE THEY MADE UNLEAVENED BREAD WHICH IS BREAD WITHOUT ANY INGREDIENTS. 8, THE EGYPTIANS WERE ALL DROWNED IN THE DESSERT. AFTERWARDS, MOSES WENT UP TO MOUNT CYANIDE TO GET THE TEN COMMANDMENTS. 9. THE FIRST COMMANDMENTS WAS WHEN EVE TOLD ADAM TO EAT THE APPLE. 10. THE SEVENTH COMMANDMENT IS THOU SHALT NOT ADMIT ADULTERY. 11. MOSES DIED BEFORE HE EVER REACHED CANADA. THEN JOSHUA LED THE HEBREWS IN THE BATTLE OF GERITOL. 12. THE GREATEST MIRICLE IN THE BIBLE IS WHEN JOSHUA TOLD HIS SON TO STAND STILL AND HE OBEYED HIM. 13. DAVID WAS A HEBREW KING WHO WAS SKILLED AT PLAYING THE LIAR. HE FOUGHT THE FINKELSTEINS, A RACE OF PEOPLE WHO LIVED IN BIBLICAL TIMES. 14. SOLOMON, ONE OF DAVIDS SONS, HAD 300 WIVES AND 700 PORCUPINES. 15. WHEN MARY HEARD SHE WAS THE MOTHER OF JESUS, SHE SANG THE MAGNA CARTA 16. WHEN THE THREE WISE GUYS FROM THE EAST SIDE ARRIVED THEY FOUND JESUS IN THE MANAGER. 17. JESUS WAS BORN BECAUSE MARY HAD AN IMMACULATE CONTRAPTION. 18. ST. JOHN THE BLACKSMITH DUMPED WATER ON HIS HEAD. 19. JESUS ENUNCIATED THE GOLDEN RULE, WHICH SAYS TO DO UNTO OTHERS BEFORE THEY DO ONE TO YOU. HE ALSO EXPLAINED A MAN DOTH NOT LIVE BY SWEAT ALONE. 20. IT WAS A MIRICLE WHEN JESUS ROSE FROM THE DEAD AND MANAGED TO GET THE TOMBSTONE OFF THE ENTRANCE. 21. THE PEOPLE WHO FOLLOWED THE LORD WERE CALLED THE 12 DECIBELS. 22. THE EPISTELS WERE THE WIVES OF THE APOSTLES. 23. ONE OF THE OPPOSSUMS WAS ST. MATTHEW WHO WAS ALSO A TAXIMAN. 24. ST. PAUL CAVORTED TO CHRISTIANITY, HE PREACHED HOLY ACRIMONY WHICH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR MARRAIGE. 25. CHRISTIANS HAVE ONLY ONE SPOUSE. THIS IS CALLED MONOTONY. Here is the last one for today. And you should think about it as I did. I am Thankful : FOR THE WIFE WHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT, BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. FOR THE HUSBAND WHO IS ON THE SOFA BEING A COUCH POTATO, BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH ME AND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHES BECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME, NOT ON THE STREETS. FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM EMPLOYED.
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.
BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE
WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING, AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME.
I HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENT BECAUSE IT MEANS WE HAVE FREEDOM OF SPEECH..
I FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKING AND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION. FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM WARM.
WHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.
AT THE END OF THE DAY BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEEN CAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.
IN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.
BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE FRIENDS WHO ARE THINKING OF ME. Have a good evening.
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