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4:48 p.m. - 2006-03-31 Currently Listening I was at the grocery store today and I was thinking about how much variety we have in food, drinks, clothing and almost everything else. In BYWB days (Before You Were Born), there weren't that many different kinds of products. When I was about 7 years ago, my mother got a divorce and my two sisters and I were sent to live with her aunt and uncle for a couple of years. My mother had no special skills so she went to the College of Commerce in our town and took courses. When she was finally making enough salary to keep us, we moved to the town near where I still live. We lived in an old house across the street from a hospital. The house was divided into 4 apartments. We started out in an attic apartment which had a large livingroom-dining area, a huge bedroom where all 4 of us slept with 1 window. It had a kitchen and a bathroom. I can remember when it was very hot, my mother would put a bowl of ice cubes in front of a window fan to try to cool the air. A couple of years later, she was able to afford the basement apartment which had 2 small bedrooms, a livingroom, a very small bathroom but with a kitchen with enough room for a table and chairs. It was much cooler in this apt because it was the basement and yet in the cold weather, it was very warm because the furnace was just outside our kitchen door. We were fortunate that the apartment was only 2 blocks to a grocery store and about 3 blocks to a laundromat. We pulled our little red wagon to and from those places many times. We also walked several blocks to the downtown library. We loved the library.
I was fascinated by the smooth movements of the librarian. She would have her special pencil with the date stamp on the other side of the point. She could quickly stamp the due date on the card in the back of the book, write in your card number and then put another card in the back of the book so you knew your due date on returning the book. For a very long time, I wanted to be a librarian and it wasn't until I found out you had to go to college that I changed my mind. It was because we couldn't afford college tuition. In those days; it was safe for children to be outside and we joined the neighborhood friends in playing outside nearly all the time, summer and winter. The backyard where we lived had a huge hill up to the level of an alley behind us. That was the place for sliding down on our sleds every winter...we slid nearly into the street many times.!!!! Of course, our parents didn't know about that! In the summer we had a pair of roller skates that we 3 girls shared and we could ride down the sidewalk in front of our apartment. The vibration would tickle my feet so much I sometimes had to roll into the grass before I made it to my apartment.
I can remember playing in a yard and the house was abandoned. Someone went inside and found a calendar of Marilyn Monroe....the famous one where she is lying on red satin. If we had only known it would become a collector's item, one of the boys might have kept it....or maybe one of them did!!! As I mentioned, our apartment was very close to all our needs. The school was about 2 blocks Northwest, our doctor was 3 blocks East. There was also a little candy store. I think it must have been in the enclosed front porch of a home because a nice older lady sold all the candy and pop and ice cream. It cost just pennies to buy candy. There were the Pills (the colored dots of candy on the paper strip) cinnamon wax lips, candy syrup in wax bottles, jaw breakers, candy cigarettes, bulleyes, just about everything you could dream of. We saved our pennies and returned pop bottles for change to visit that store at least once a week. We were also only a couple of blocks from the Mar-Main Drug Store. When our mother had saved a bit of change, we went there to get phosphates. You could get almost any flavor and this was the beginning of the soft drinks such as Coke, Pepsi and others. I usually had a vanilla phosphate. We sometimes got a chocolate soda made entirely by the soda "jerk". I don't think I even tasted a Coke until I was in my teens. WELL, I STARTED THIS ABOUT THE HUGE NUMBER OF CHOICES WE HAVE FOR JUST ABOUT ANYTHING THESE DAYS AND ALL I HAVE TALKED ABOUT ARE THE OLD DAYS. Guess I will have to post another entry tomorrow. But before I end this entry, here are some jokes for you. My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my moods. We've discovered When I'm in a bad mood, it leaves a big ugly red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he'll buy me a diamond. A Sign Of Change: There were two old men sitting on a park bench passing the day away The second old guy replied, "I think she may be dead!"
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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met by St. Peter. He says "Sisters, you all led such wonderful lives that I'm granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you want to be." The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;" and *poof* she's gone. The second says, "I want to be Madonna;" and *poof* she's gone. The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini." St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he says. "Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun. St. Peter shakes his head and says; "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell." The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter. He reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says "No sister, the paper says it was the ' Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months." ############# The thunder roared, The lightening crashed. A tree fell down, A frog got smashed If you don�t send this to every living creature on earth in the next 30 seconds, you will have bad luck for the rest of your pathetic life. Birds will poop on your car, and you will be tied to a chair, forced to watch Leave it to Beaver re-runs, and listen to Barry Manalow records. ######## Burt ran off, saying, "I'll go get some help." A little while later he returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green. Gail, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I'm may be dying and you're putting?" "Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he come and help." "The second hole? When in the hell is he coming?" "Hey! I told ya not to worry," Burt said, practice stroking his putt. "Everyone's already agreed to let him play through." I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one Little thing getting to me... It was my fianc�'s beautiful younger sister. My prospective One day her "little" sister called and asked me to come over to check The wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered To me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't Overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once Before I got married and committed my life to her sister. Well, I was She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last Wild fling, just come up and get me." I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. I Stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to The front door. I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping! With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are Very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for Better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." So the moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car! |