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4:48 p.m. - 2006-03-24 She made me a cross, snowflakes of different sizes, a book mark, a christmas tree and a few valentines. There is so much detailing. You need thread, a shuttle and a tatting needle. At least I wouldn't have to pay for the lessons... Our cousin collects the shuttles too. She has them in frames, all different colors. They are very simple but very attractive. I have seen some that are hand painted with animal designs. I think I will wait until I retire to take on these lessons... %%%% Now for some jokes. Subject: Catholic Blonde
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