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2:08 p.m. - 2005-11-19 Currently Reading It's a gorgeous daya today in Indiana. The sky is a beautiful blue with no storm clouds in sight. There is a college football game gearing up and lots of people in town to see the game or shop. Here's a good way to think about the world these days... ----- There's not a problem in CANADA today, crime, drugs, education, divorce, delinquency that wouldn't be remedied, if we just had more Dirt Roads, because Dirt Roads give character. People that live at the end of Dirt Roads learn early on that life is a bumpy ride. That it can jar you right down to your teeth sometimes, but it's worth it, if at the end is home...a loving spouse, happy kids and a dog. We wouldn't have near the trouble with our educational system if our kids got their exercise walking a Dirt Road with other kids, from whom they learn how to get along. There was less crime in our streets before they were paved. Criminals didn't walk two dusty miles to rob or rape, if they knew they'd be welcomed by 5 barking dogs. And there were no drive by shootings. Our values were better when our roads were worse! People did not worship their cars more than their kids, and motorists were more courteous, they didn't tailgate by riding the bumper or the guy in front would choke you with dust & bust your windshield with rocks. Dirt Roads taught patience. Dirt Roads were environmentally friendly, you didn't hop in your car for a quart of milk you walked to the barn for your milk. For your mail, you walked to the mail box. What if it rained and the Dirt Road got washed out? That was the best part, then you stayed home and had some family time, roasted marshmallows and popped popcorn and pony rode on Daddy's shoulders and learned how to make prettier quilts than anybody. At the end of Dirt Roads, you soon learned that bad words tasted like soap. Most paved roads lead to trouble, Dirt Roads more likely lead to a fishing creek or a swimming hole. At the end of a Dirt Road, the only time we even locked our car was in August, because if we didn't some neighbor would fill it with too much zucchini. At the end of a Dirt Road, there was always extra springtime income, from when city dudes would get stuck, you'd have to hitch up a team and pull them out. Usually you got a dollar...always you got a new friend...at the end of a Dirt Road! AND HERE IS A REALLY CUTE LITTLE STORY PLEASE USE THIS LINK! http://www.flashfunpages.com/couple.swf and...what about this one? Prior to her trip to Texas, Buffy (a New Yorker) confided to her 1. She wanted to taste some real Texas Bar-B-Que. 2. She wanted to take in a bona fide rodeo. And.. 3. She wanted to have sex with a real cowboy. Upon her return, the girls were curious as to how she fared. Let me tell you, they have a tree down there called a Mesquite and when And I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes those guys wrestle Well tell us, did you have sex with a real cowboy?" Are you kidding? When I saw the outline of the condom they carry in (The picture that didn't print was of a Skoal's can of chewing tobacco!!)
Subject: CLASSY LADY An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight, so that it would not blow away in the wind. A young gentleman approached her & said, "Pardon me, Madam. I don't intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "Yes, I know," said the lady. "I need both my hands to hold onto this hat." "But Madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties & your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest. The woman looked down, then back up at the man and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old. I just bought this hat yesterday! and another one for you to think about.... please use the link below.... http://www.whimsical-wits.com/fun_pages/life50.htm AND WHAT???? THERE'S MORE... Subject: long sermon two little old ladies were attending a rather long church service.
Subject: HAVE A GREAT DAY
St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and introduced him to God. God recognized Arthur and commented, "Okay, so you were the one who invented Arthur said, "Yeah, that's me..." Arthur was apparently embarrassed, but finally spoke, "Excuse me, but aren't you the inventor of woman???" God said, "Ah, yes." "Well," said Arthur, "Professional to professional, you have some major design flaws in your invention: 1. There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion "Hmmmm, you have some good points there..." replied God, "it may be true that my invention is flawed, but according to my calculations, more men are riding my invention than yours!" ^^^^^^^^^^^^^ AND FINALLY, FOR ALL OF YOU WHO ARE COOKING THANKSGIVING DINNER THIS YEAR. THE FOLLOWING IS JUST FOR YOU....
We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. "Like The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. "Okay" he says, Happy weekend. |