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4:39 p.m. - 2005-09-07 Sort of makes one wonder... Note the date on this article* http://magma.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/0410/feature5/index.html It was a broiling August afternoon in New Orleans, Louisiana, the Big Easy, the City That Care Forgot. Those who ventured outside moved as if they were swimming in tupelo honey. Those inside paid silent homage to the man who invented air-conditioning as they watched TV "storm teams" warn of a hurricane in the Gulf of Mexico. Nothing surprising there: Hurricanes in August are as much a part of life in this town as hangovers on Ash Wednesday. The storm hit Breton Sound with the fury of a nuclear warhead, pushing a deadly storm surge into Lake Pontchartrain. The water crept to the top of the massive berm that holds back the lake and then spilled over. Nearly 80 percent of New Orleans lies below sea level-more than eight feet below in places-so the water poured in. A liquid brown wall washed over the brick ranch homes of Gentilly, over the clapboard houses of the Ninth Ward, over the white-columned porches of the Garden District, until it raced through the bars and strip joints on Bourbon Street like the pale rider of the Apocalypse. As it reached 25 feet (eight meters) over parts of the city, people climbed onto roofs to escape it. When did this calamity happen? It hasn't-yet. But the doomsday scenario is not far-fetched. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, "Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.
You got Rob and Laura - or Ward and June. It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white. I Love Lucy, The Real McCoys, Dennis the Menace, the Cleaver boys, Rawhide, Gunsmoke, Wagon Train, Superman, Jimmy and Lois Lane. Father Knows Best, Patty Duke, Rin Tin Tin and Lassie too, Donna Reed on Thursday night! -- Life looked better in black and white. I wanna go back to black and white. Everything always turned out right. Simple people, simple lives... Good guys always won the fights. Now nothing is the way it seems, In living color on the TV screen. Too many murders, too many fights, I wanna go back to black and white. In God they trusted, alone in bed, they slept, A promise made was a promise kept. They never cussed or broke their vows. They'd never make the network now. But if I could, I'd rather be In a TV town in '53 It felt so good. It felt so right. Life looked better in black and white.
If I could just turn back the clock tonight
Life was better in black and white! Pass this to someone (over age 40, of course), and brighten GUARANTEEDTO MAKE YOU LAUGH OUTLOUD. Subject: Mexican Earthquake A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico. The rest of the world is in shock. Saudi Arabia is sending oil. The United States, not to be outdone, is sending two million replacement Mexicans from Elkhart and Goshen. (tHIS IS IN INDIANA WHERE ALL THE FACTORIES ARE LOCATED.) God Bless America!
Raymond and Patsy Jean continued to work at the newspaper. they both worked on Saturday and had Sunday and Monday off. This was a good arrangement because Terri could watch over the other two girls on Saturday. Patsy Jean usually left a small list of chores for the girls to do. This kept them busy for a short while, they helped around the house and still had time to read and enjoy their Saturday. ******************** I LIKE THIS ONE ESPECIALLY THE FIRST SENTENCE -----Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you at 85 years old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5000 per month. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where the hell she is. The only reason I would take up exercising is so that I could hear heavy breathing again. I joined a health club last year, spent about 400 bucks. Haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to go there. I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them. The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier. If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country. And last but not least: I don't exercise because it makes the ice jump right out of my glass. You could run this over to your friends but why not just e-mail it to them! Forget exercise, I'm going to bed. I need my beauty rest...
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