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3:18 p.m. - 2005-09-02 Currently Listening Imagine Imagine there's no heaven, Imagine there's no countries, Imagine no possesions, You may say Im a dreamer,
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Tennessean just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Tennessee baby boy."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of �WOW"! One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Tennessee baby that weighted 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?
The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds." The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"
The Tennessee father takes a long swig of Jack Daniels, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "We had him circumcised" This is a test for us, the old kids! The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat. READY????? Here we go! 02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The __________________ Show. 03. "Get your kicks, ___________________." 04. "The story you are about to see if true. The names have been changed___________________." 05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________." 06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could 07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best 08. Satchmo was America's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________. 09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________ 10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, "Good Night, and "_______________". 11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their____________. 12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________ & _______________. 13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music died." This was a tribute to ___________________. 14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________. 15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the ANSWERS:
You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted" When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all. First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky. Dear Lord, AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!! Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. Hope your holiday weekend is starting off great.
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