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3:18 p.m. - 2005-09-02
beginning of Labor
Friday, September 02, 2005

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Imagine
By John Lennon

Imagine

Imagine there's no heaven,
It's easy if you try,
No hell below us,
Above us only sky,
Imagine all the people
living for today...

Imagine there's no countries,
It isnt hard to do,
Nothing to kill or die for,
No religion too,
Imagine all the people
living life in peace...

Imagine no possesions,
I wonder if you can,
No need for greed or hunger,
A brotherhood of man,
Imagine all the people
Sharing all the world...

You may say Im a dreamer,
but Im not the only one,
I hope some day you'll join us,
And the world will live as one.


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MORE THAN EVER, I TRULY WISH THIS WAS THE WAY OUR WORLD WAS TODAY.



NOW FOR A LITTLE JOKE..........


A Tennessean is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife had produced a typical Tennessee baby boy weighing 25 pounds.

Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the Tennessean just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks......like I said, my boy's a typical Tennessee baby boy."

Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of �WOW"! One woman actually fainted due to sympathy pains.

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says, "Say you're the father of that typical Tennessee baby that weighted 25 pounds at birth. Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how much does he weigh now?

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."

The bartender is puzzled, concerned, and a little suspicious. "What happened? He already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Tennessee father takes a long swig of Jack Daniels, wipes his lips on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says, "We had him circumcised"


and here is a quiz how many answers do YOU know?
Wake up friends !!!! Take this test..and see how great your memory really is !!

This is a test for us, the old kids! The answers are printed below, but don't you cheat.

READY????? Here we go!
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked
man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don't know, but he left this behind. What did he leave behind?____________

02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The __________________ Show.

03. "Get your kicks, ___________________."

04. "The story you are about to see if true. The names have been changed___________________."

05. "In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________."

06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we "danced" under a stick that was lowered as low as we could
go in a dance called the "_____________."

07. "N_E_S_T_L_E_S", Nestle's makes the very best
_______________."

08. Satchmo was America's "Ambassador of Goodwill." Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.

09. What takes a licking and keeps on ticking? _______________

10. Red Skelton's hobo character was named __________________ and Red always ended his television show by saying, "Good Night, and "_______________".

11. Some Americans who protested the Vietnam War did so by burning their____________.

12. The cute little car with the engine in the back and the trunk in the front was called the VW. What other names did it go by? ____________ & _______________.

13. In 1971, singer Don MacLean sang a song about, "the day the music died." This was a tribute to ___________________.

14. We can remember the first satellite placed into orbit. The Russians did it. It was called ___________________.

15. One of the big fads of the late 50's and 60's was a large plastic ring that we twirled around our waist. It was called the
________________
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ANSWERS:
01. The Lone Ranger left behind a silver bullet.
02. The Ed Sullivan Show
03. On Route 66
04. To protect the innocent.
05. The Lion sleeps tonight
06. The limbo
07. Chocolate
08. Louis Armstrong
09. The Timex watch
10. Freddy, The Freeloader, and "Good Night, and may God Bless."
11. Draft cards (Bras were also burned.)
12. Beetle or Bug
13. Buddy Holly
14. Sputnik
15. Hoola-hoop


and here's more...................,


WHY AM I MARRIED?

You have two choices in life:

You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you
were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing
your wedding ring on the wrong finger?""Yes, I am. I married the wrong
man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:
"You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to
let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get
married?" Father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man
doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad replied, "That happens
in every country, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was
until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every
word you say -- talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn't for marriage, men would go through life Thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife's an angel!" Second guy remarks, "You're lucky.
Mine's still alive."

Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man , to love and to forgive him,
and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll just beat him to death.

AND NOW FOR THE FAVORITE!!!

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children.
A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they
find
it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit on to
the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while,
the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man
as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a
piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving
me crazy." The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the
end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus ... so shut the hell up."

Hope your holiday weekend is starting off great.









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